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About Cold Static
Once, the fates endeavored to create a most richeous sound,
and thus the seeds of Cold Static were planted. -
About Cold Static
B. Alex Pope., legendary shredsmith, brought to bear the blistering force of his guitar-fu.
So smooth and powerful were his licks, ears everywhere simultaniously bled and orgasmed. -
About Cold Static
While Emilee Wood unleashed vocals of such supernova ferocity that entire new religions were founded.
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About Cold Static
For a decade they wandered the winding aural paths, but were unable to fully sate the rock beast.
And so, having been blown through the blustry sands of time and landed in Portland, they sought band mates. -
About Cold Static
As dubious luck would have it, or perhaps the sacrificial mermaid helped, the sleek Kyle Stephenson, drum meister, found them first.
Half spokesmodel, half percussion demon, literal splinters fly through the air like a mad lumberjack when he lays down the beats. -
About Cold Static
Then came bassist Brian Johnson, new blood, some guy who just showed up one day but was cute so we kept him,
the sultan of the long strings and bey of the bottom end, like a thundering rhythmic rhino from hell. -
About Cold Static
A clap of thunder and the fates smiled. By their powers combined, Cold Static straddles the stage.
Prepared to blow down the walls that once protected the mortal realm from unadulterated rock. Brace yourself.
Rock was never dead, it was merely slumbering, gathering its power... -
About Cold Static
A clap of thunder and the fates smiled. By their powers combined, Cold Static straddles the stage.
Prepared to blow down the walls that once protected the mortal realm from unadulterated rock. Brace yourself.
Rock was never dead, it was merely slumbering, gathering its power...
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